Regrets Only

"Regrets Only"
Modern Family episode
Claire (Julie Bowen) talking to Jay (Ed O'Neill) about her fight with Phil (Ty Burrell) while eating ice-cream at the Mall
Episode no.	Season 2 Episode 16
Directed by	Dean Parisot
Written by	Abraham Higginbotham
Production code	2ARG14
Original air date	February 23, 2011 (2011-02-23)
Guest appearance
Jeremy Scott Johnson as Andrew
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"Regrets Only" is the 16th episode of the second season of the American sitcom Modern Family, and the series' 40th episode overall. It aired on February 23, 2011,^[1] on ABC. The episode was written by Abraham Higginbotham and directed by Dean Parisot.

In the episode, Jay buys a karaoke machine as a gift to Gloria, something that he regrets when it becomes clear that Gloria's singing voice is glaringly off key. Phil and Claire deal with the aftermath of a huge fight, though neither of them come to understand how it started. Haley tries to trick her parents into saving money to buy her a car, a motive that her sister Alex deduces. Cameron tries to arrange a fundraiser that will help him upstage his "nemesis" Andrew.

The episode's original American broadcast was viewed by an estimated 10.35 million households and received a 4.1 rating and got mixed reviews from the critics.