Sidney Morgenbesser

Sidney Morgenbesser
Born	(1921-09-22)September 22, 1921 New York City, U.S.
Died	August 1, 2004(2004-08-01) (aged 82) New York City, U.S.
Education	City College of New York University of Pennsylvania
Alma mater	City College of New York Jewish Theological Seminary of America
Occupation(s)	Philosopher and academic
Employer	Columbia University

Sidney Morgenbesser (September 22, 1921 – August 1, 2004) was an American philosopher and professor at Columbia University. He wrote little but is remembered by many for his philosophical witticisms.