| "The Hole in the Ground" | ||||
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| Single by Bernard Cribbins | ||||
| B-side | "Winkle Picker Shoes" | |||
| Released | 1962 | |||
| Recorded | 22 December 1961[1] | |||
| Studio | EMI, London[1] | |||
| Genre | Comic song | |||
| Label | Parlophone | |||
| Songwriter(s) | Ted Dicks | |||
| Lyricist(s) | Myles Rudge | |||
| Producer(s) | George Martin | |||
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"The Hole in the Ground" is a comic song written by Myles Rudge and composed by Ted Dicks. When recorded by Bernard Cribbins and released by EMI on the Parlophone label in 1962, it was a number nine hit in the UK Singles Chart. It remains the highest charting and most successful of Cribbins' hit singles, staying on the chart for 13 weeks.[2][3][4] The musical accompaniment was directed by Gordon Franks, and the producer was George Martin.
The song is about a dispute between a workman digging a hole and an officious busybody wearing a bowler hat. This exemplifies British class conflict of the era and Cribbins switches between a working class Cockney accent, in which he drops his aitches, and a middle class accent for the gentleman in the bowler hat.
Don't dig there, dig it elsewhere.
You're digging it round and it ought to be square.
The shape of it's wrong, it's much too long,
And you can't put a hole where a hole don't belong.
- ^ a b Lewisohn, Mark (2013). The Beatles – All These Years, Volume One: Tune In. Little, Brown and Company. ISBN 978-1-4000-8305-3. Retrieved 24 May 2022.
- ^ David Roberts. British Hit Singles & Albums. Guinness World Records Limited
- ^ Jon Dennis (2 May 2012), "Old music: Bernard Cribbins – Right Said Fred", The Guardian
- ^ Colin Larkin (2000), The Encyclopedia of Popular Music, Oxford University Press, p. 619, ISBN 9780195313734