“ | “Now! Now!” cried the Queen. “Faster! Faster!” And they went so fast that at last they seemed to skim through the air, hardly touching the ground with their feet, till suddenly, just as Alice was getting quite exhausted, they stopped, and she found herself sitting on the ground, breathless and giddy.
The Queen propped her up against a tree, and said kindly, “You may rest a little now.” Alice looked round her in great surprise. “Why, I do believe we’ve been under this tree the whole time! Everything’s just as it was!” “Of course it is,” said the Queen, “what would you have it?” “Well, in our country,” said Alice, still panting a little, “you’d generally get to somewhere else—if you ran very fast for a long time, as we’ve been doing.” “A slow sort of country!” said the Queen. “Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!” —Lewis Carroll, ''Through the Looking-Glass |
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It's the Red Queen's race again, where keeping up with Featured Content requires us to run very fast, just to end up next month right where we started. On the upside, I got to do a lot of things away from Wikipedia this month that vastly improved my mood. On the downside, it's 26 March as I write this, and we're meant to publish in two days, and I currently have... this introduction. Well, let's see how we do!