User:Belle

My name is Annabelle but everybody calls me Belle.[1][2][3]

I will copy-edit for food and pick holes in your prose for kicks.[4]

Any threats I make during the course of editing to punch you or kiss you should not be taken as binding.[5]

  1. ^ Though my mum may occasionally call me "An-na-belle!" (with the hyphens and exclamation mark) if I say something outrageous in front of her.
  2. ^ The final e is silent, otherwise they would be calling me Belly which is just hurtful.
  3. ^ I've lived through Disney's Beauty and The Beast and come out the other side virtually unscathed.
  4. ^ Because I'm hungry and a bitch.
  5. ^ Unless you are very annoying and weedy in the first case, or very attractive in the second.