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| Name | Carlinal | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Born | July 14, 2003 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Pronouns | He/Him | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nationality | American | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Country | United States | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Current location | Somewhere in the Southern United States | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Languages | American English (primary) Brazilian Portuguese (secondary) Japanese (plan to master) Mexican Spanish (plan to master) American Sign Language (plan to master) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Time zone | Eastern Standard Time | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ethnicity | American/Brazilian | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Race | Don't really know, don't care. Only detail is that I'm of Brazilian descent. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Height | 5'6" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Weight | Aim to get to less than 190lb; overdue New Year's resolution of 2022 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Hair | Black | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Eyes | Brown | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Handedness | Right-handed | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sexuality | Omnisexual | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IQ | Higher than that of Jimmy Wales (which reduced after inventing Fandom) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Family and friends | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Girlfriend | In Vancouver Island[1] | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Siblings | My brother (bless him) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Parents | Crossed the line. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Pets | Benji (Snuggly Puppy) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Education and employment | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Occupation | Student | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Primary school | Eastvalley Elementary, Cobb County (pre-2011) Tara Hills Elementary, San Pablo (2nd grade only) Ohlone Elementary, Hercules (3rd grade onward) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Intermediate school | Albany Middle | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| High school | Albany High | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| College | Community | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Religion | Ex-Apostolic | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Politics | Independent progressive moderate | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Movies | Here | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Shows | Here | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Books | Here | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Music | Here (albums and artists) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Website | My carrd (Google Sites also planned) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Blog | Here (Pillowfort) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| See my YouTube channel's about page. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| YouTube | @Carlinal | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Joined | January 27, 2022 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| First edit | December 18, 2021 (unregistered) November 22, 2022 (under account name) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Extended confirmed | April 8, 2023 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Edit count | Quantity ≠ Quality, but who opposes the snoopin'? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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The motto I use to describe myself is more carefully crafted than you think; it explains me from almost all characteristic angles. The "perverted feminist" part references my fascination and respect for pornographic/highly sexual topics while also declaring myself as a follower of fourth-wave feminism and even postfeminism. It can also be interpreted as me being a pervert with standards. When I say I'm dirty, I want to be a Kim Deal sort of dirty and not a Harvey Weinstein-type dirty. "Respectful sadist" is mainly about my dark humor and occasional schadenfreude views on life. I also self-deprecate, and maybe that's also a sadomasochistic thing. But I do not want to be an asshole. "Rational jackass" is also self-deprecating, but for a more natural reason. I know what I'm doing, saying, or intending, but sometimes I forget things or trail off just because. My memory isn't the sharpest. It's like 95% accurate. Maybe it's my high-functioning autism. "Virtual shrink" is about how I care or want to care. I care about my friends and want to know if they're okay. The virtual part references my unofficial, self-given status as a helper and my frequent usage of Discord.
In a more general view, the motto is a sort of poetry. The first three parts have words that contradict each other in attitude, yet their combination adds to the complications of my self-description. I'm a complicated person who wants to bring things about in an accessible fashion. But for some reason, the more complex a character is, the more people relate to this character or see it as human. Just as notably, the motto's word count is at 8. It is one of my favorite numbers; I see it as my lucky number. My Internet name is in eight letters. An eight-word sentence can be concise yet detailed. The number can also be modified into the infinity symbol, which has extra relevance to me as the neurodiversity symbol. My favorite Simpsons season is the eighth. South Park's best season is the eighth. Friends arguably had its best season at eight.
Lastly, notable eighth studio albums by their respective artists include but are not limited to Miles Davis All Star Sextet, Ella Fitzgerald Sings the Cole Porter Song Book, East Coasting, Songs for Distingué Lovers, Africa/Brass, The Sound of Johnny Cash, Seven Steps to Heaven, How My Heart Sings!, The Beach Boys Today!, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Windows of the World, John Wesley Harding, Hangin' On, Ballad of Easy Rider, Let It Bleed, Weasels Ripped My Flesh, Etta James Sings Funk, Lola Versus Powerman and the Moneygoround, Histoire de Melody Nelson, Coat of Many Colors, The Dark Side of the Moon, Tanx, Burn, Diamond Dogs, Walls and Bridges, Veedon Fleece, Ghosts, Blues for Allah, Rastaman Vibration, Chicago X, Hejira, American Stars 'n Bars, JT, Going for the One, Bad Reputation, Simple Dreams, Street Hassle, Son of a Son of a Sailor, Hermit of Mink Hollow, George Harrison, No. 1 in Heaven, Bop Till You Drop, The Game, The Wanderer, Moving Pictures, Computer World, Fire of Unknown Origin, Discipline, For Those About to Rock We Salute You, Green Light, Ambient 4: On Land, Blackout, Avalon, Screaming for Vengeance, Music for a New Society, The Nylon Curtain, Eliminator, Swordfishtrombones, Too Tough to Die, 25 O'Clock, Heart, Scarecrow, This Nation's Saving Grace, Done with Mirrors, Parade, Tunnel of Love, I'm Your Man, Land of Dreams, Disintegration, Flowers in the Dirt, Party of One, Eye, Worlds in Collision, Dangerous, Automatic for the People, Songs of Faith and Devotion, Zooropa, Let Love In, Alien Lanes, Nihil, The Great Southern Trendkill, Stag, I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One, Tubthumper, Zaireeka, The Gathering, Plains, Two Against Nature, Music, Nation, The Well, Glitter, Fever, By the Way, Sea Change, Kimi Ga Suki, St. Anger, Quebec, The Black Album, Margerine Eclipse, Octavarium, Ghost Reveries, Aerial, Those Once Loyal, Pearl Jam, Hello Everything, Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?, Beyond, Send Away the Tigers, Hey Venus!, Jukebox, Rising Down, The Lucky Ones, Raw Footage, Merriweather Post Pavilion, 21st Century Breakdown, Before the Frost...Until the Freeze, Before Today, Belle and Sebastian Write About Love, Let England Shake, The King of Limbs, Hot Sauce Committee Part Two, The Whole Love, Always, Words and Music by Saint Etienne, Oceania, Damage, Hesitation Marks, The Marshall Mathers LP 2, Rave Tapes, Turn Blue, They Want My Soul, Resurrection, Primus & the Chocolate Factory with the Fungi Ensemble, Sonic Highways, Vulnicura, No Cities to Love, Untethered Moon, The Magic Whip, Anti, Gore, Nonagon Infinity, A Crow Looked at Me, Post Self, Age Of, Bottle It In, Life Metal, I Am Easy to Find, Everyday Life, Perdida, Alphabetland, The Waterfall II, Gaslighter, folklore, The Ascension, Spirit World Field Guide, Blue Banisters, Hushed and Grim, kiCK iiiii, Once Twice Melody, Zeit, Home, Before and After, Entergalactic, Life Is But a Dream..., Átta, Cowboy Carter and Chromakopia.
You may be unnerved by how unusually open this page and infobox is about myself, down to nearly every detail but a few big ones. Well, I guess that's a result of having to reintroduce myself so many times over the years, so hopefully this is the icebreaker to kill all icebreakers. Along with not being that concerned about Internet privacy; I mean, exactly how much of this is wrong? And besides, even I've some standards on mentioning private information, so would you be reassured with that? Someone looked at my motto and assumed I frequent 4chan. I can see his point, and I'm very aware of 4chan and reddit. I admit I lurk their threads occasionally, and they're very central websites, though I'm not that big of a fan of both. You're allowed to strike up a conversation with me any time! I'm pretty laid-back and I try to be chill yet consistent in conversations. Just not here. And not with Discord. Yes, my Discord username is too personal. Told you I have some standards!
"Fear is excitement without oxygen." – My second high school therapist
- ^ No really, it's true! You HAVE to believe me! Please, I'm begging you!