User:DamaclesBeDamned

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This user participates in Pages needing translation into English.
This user is a participant in
WikiProject Ice Hockey.


This person's native language is one of the Slavic languages and so they have a little understanding of all Slavic languages.
BASIC-2This user is an intermediate BASIC programmer.
Java-1This user is a beginning Java programmer.
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1337-XThis user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.
IntS-4Tihs tweedler uses über Internet slang that will pwn you.
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This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks.
nws-NThis user bellyfeels newspeak.
Nds-NThis droog govoreets zemlya Nadsat.
Lolcat-4Dis yuza kan speeks
lolkitteh wif neer neytiv lvl.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
This user is against DRM.
This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
This user believes copyright laws are harmful and that RE, sharing and modifying are inalienable rights.


ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
...This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.
This user can read sheet music.
This user knows advanced
music theory.
Guitar-1This user is a beginner guitar player.


/b/This user is a proud /b/tard and fears getting Moot's b&hammer.
DAThis user is a DeviantArt deviant.
This user has a Facebook profile.
This user has a Google account.
This user can fairly easily contribute using either Firefox or Google Chrome.
This user spends too much time on Internet forums.
This user is a user on Wookieepedia as {{{1}}}.
This user has a YouTube account.
This user uses WordPress.
This user likes using Google.
Y!This user prefers Yahoo! over Google, except when it comes to web search engine, web mapping, and video sharing, and then it's Google search, Google Maps, and YouTube all the way.G
AJThis user wants to Save Jeeves.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
This user uses Windows Live Hotmail as a primary email service.
This user still remembers these.
≥5 This user contributes with a computer 5 years old or more.
cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.
+This user enjoys playing retro games.
?This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.
This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.
This user still plays games on the Game Boy Color.
This user owns a
PlayStation 3 Premium System.
Cello This user loves Apocalyptica and wishes there was Cello in Rock Band. +
This user plays pirated ROMs on an Emulator.
This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.
This user has played all the Age of Empires games.
This user prefers the metric system.
5+5=10This user likes decimal.
Either this user isn't a logician or this sentence is false.
This user knows how to
Find x.
FoundX
TORThis user is a fan of the
Toronto Maple Leafs
This user hopes the Leafs win another Stanley Cup within his lifetime.
TORThis user is a Toronto Marlies fan.
ROCThis user is a fan of the
Rochester Americans
TORThis user is a fan of the
Toronto Blue Jays
This user is a fan of the
New York Yankees
This user supports
ITALY
Forza Azzurri!!
This user supports the
Samurai Blue
This user supports
The Three Lions
This user supports Manchester United.
InterThis user supports
INTERNAZIONALE.
This user employs
mixed martial arts.
This user is a
2nd dan Shotokan karateka.
This user can deliver a TKO.
This user plays ping pong.
This user is a fencer.
This user plays association football.
This user plays badminton.
This user plays ice hockey.
This user enjoys ice skating.
This user enjoys playing darts.
6This user has run a 6 minute mile. (pretty good)
This user enjoys skiing.
This user enjoys Cross-country skiing.
This user is an intermediate skiier or snowboarder.


You just lost The Game.
This user enjoys chess.
This user definitely couldn't defeat Garry Kasparov and Deep Blue with a row of pawns and a bishop.
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
This user doesn't see the difference between poker and Texas Hold 'Em.


ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.
This user thinks that Charles Chaplin is the greatest actor of all time.
This user is a Monty Python fan.
BAMFThis user is one BAMF among many
This user can read sheet music.
This user loves opera.
This user enjoys Johann Sebastian Bach's music.
This user enjoys Richard Wagner's music.
This user identifies as a Lisztian.
This user identifies as a Lisztian.
This user is an admirer of Mozart.
This user is thankful that Sergei Prokofiev existed.
This user has great respect for Dmitri Shostakovich.
This user admires the works of George Gershwin
This user admires the works of
John Philip Sousa
This user loves Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.
This user is a John Williams fan.
This user is interested in Flamenco
This user enjoys jazz music.
This user enjoys jazz-rock fusion.
This user enjoys klezmer.
This user enjoys ska.
Blue This user enjoys The Blues.
This user enjoys reggae.
This user enjoys blues-rock.
This user appreciates progressive rock.
This user likes alternative rock.
80sThis user rocks out to totally rad 80s new wave music.
This user enjoys indie rock.
EMO This user enjoys listening to emo music, but probably has a different interpretation of what 'emo' is than you do.
This user is doomed to love goth music.
RAPThis user enjoys old school hip hop music, but is disappointed with the new scene of hip hop music.
RUN DMCThis user enjoys rap music and
hip hop culture.
This user enjoys electronic music.
This user listens to industrial.
This user enjoys House music!


FFThis user is a fan of Franz Ferdinand.
This user is a fan of Frank Sinatra.
Amy WinehouseThey tried to make this user go to rehab, but he said NO, NO, NO!
This user is a Ronnie James Dio fanatic.
This user is a fan of Metallica
BeckThis user knows where it's at.
This user is a fan of Johnny Cash
This user still rusts.
ItATThis user can feel it coming In the Air Tonight, Oh Lord.
This user enjoys Bing Crosby for he's the rolling baritone.
Miles This user listens to Miles Davis.
It's time that this user began to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.
This user is proud to be a Jack Johnson fan.
 This user is a fan of Serj Tankian.
30STMThis user is a fan of Thirty Seconds to Mars. Provehito in Altum.
AC
DC
This user is on a Highway to Hell.
This user is a fan of Aerosmith.
AFI This user has a Fire Inside.
AiCThis user is the man in the box.
am Contrary to popular belief, this user does not look good on the dance floor.
This user is a fan of Arcade Fire.
Arrogant Worms This user's country has rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks and... water!.
The Band This user suffers from Chest Fever.
This user loves the
Beastie Boys.
This user loves The BEATLES
This user is a Black Sabbath fan.
BB This user is on a mission from God.
This user listens to The Only Band That Matters.
CPThis user is all Yellow.
This user is unable to Shake the Disease.
DThis user is Down With the Sickness.
DKMThis user may be a Barroom Hero.
eelsYou'd better give this user something so they don't die. (Novocaine for the soul?) .
This user was brought to life by Evanescence.
FFThis user is a fan of Franz Ferdinand.
GBThis user listens to Gnarls Barkley.
GNRThis user loves Guns N' Roses.
IThis user is a fan of Incubus.
ICPThis user is down with the clown.
JA This user is a fan of Jane's Addiction.
JBThis user listens to prank calls from The Jerky Boys.
JHE This user has purple haze, all in his or her brain.
JDThis user knows that love will tear us apart again.
KoЯnThis user is Rotting in Vain.
HELL YES this user headbangs
MGMTThis user is a fan of MGMT.
Is there any Time to Pretend?
MUSEThis user will be chasing a Starlight.
MCRThis user is a My Chemical Romance fan.
Art is Resistance This user knows that
Art Is Resistance.
N I И This user is a Nine Inch Nails fan
and knows that Trent Reznor is a true musical genius.
NThis is how this user reminds Chad Kroeger of what he really is.
This user is a huge fan of Nirvana and mourns the death of Kurt Cobain.
oasis Someday you will find this user caught beneath the landslide in a Champagne Supernova in the sky.
  All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.
QOTSAThis user is a fan of Queens of the Stone Age.
This user has a Jigsaw Falling Into PlaceRadiohead
RATM This user is a fan of
Rage Against the Machine.
Dieser Benutzer ist ein Fan von Rammstein.
RHCP = Hotter than youThis user has a Scar Tissue that he wishes you saw.
QÿThis user is a fan of Queensrÿche.
SOBThis user likes the band Scars on Broadway.


This user is a fan of The Smashing Pumpkins and worships Billy Corgan.
SoundgardenThis user is outshined.

User:Steppenwolf

SOAD!This user can hear the the holy mountains.

Tenacious D fan

This user is in a place called Vertigo and they know donde está.
The drugs didn't work...
they just made this user worse
The Verve
WSThis user fell in love with The White Stripes
This user is a MIDI collector.
abcThis user may be a teenager, but they love vinyl records.
abcThis user likes vinyl records more than CDs or any other form of music.
BirdingThis user likes birding.
This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs.
This user is owned by one or more dogs.
This user will eat fish raw.
Here fishy, fishy, fishy.
This user dislikes
mosquitos.
This user has flown in simulated combat.
1911 Black CrowThis user loves old cars.Moon Model A
This user loves 1950s Cadillacs but could never afford one.
This user loves 1950s Cadillacs but could never afford one.
This user wishes they had a DeLorean.
This user is a Holden enthusiast.
This user is interested in Hummers.
HThis user is not ashamed that they drive a Hyundai.
This user is a Lotus enthusiast.
RenaultThis user loves Renault.
This user would like to own a Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupé.
This user is interested in architecture.
This user is an art lover.
This user enjoys cooking.
This user enjoys pottery.
This user enjoys sewing.
This user is interested in
coin collecting.
This user collects sports cards.
This user collects model cars.


This user is a history buff.
This user is interested in
art history.
This user is interested in
ghost towns.
This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.
This user is interested in the Napoleonic Wars.
This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).
This user deeply and utterly loathes people who deny the Holocaust.
This user is interested in the military history of ancient Rome.
This user is interested in the MILITARY HISTORY of the 20th CENTURY.
This user is interested in the MILITARY HISTORY of the 19th CENTURY.
This user is interested in the MILITARY HISTORY of the 18th CENTURY
This user is interested in the MILITARY HISTORY of the Ancient World
This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.
This user is interested in Islamic civilizations.
This user is interested in Pre-Islamic Arab civilizations.
This user is interested in classical mythology.
This user is interested in the Roman Empire.
Ancient Near EastThis user is interested in the
Ancient Near East
This user is interested in Ancient Greece.
This user is interested in
Ancient Egypt.
This user is interested in
Ancient Israel.
This user is interested in the Byzantine Empire
This user is interested in Ancient Rome.
This user is interested in the British Empire.
This user is interested in the Mongol Empire.
This user is interested in the history of New France.
This user is interested in the
history of Europe.
This user is interested in the history of the Middle East.
This user is interested in the history of the lands comprising the United Kingdom.  
This user is interested in the History of Canada.
這個用戶對中國歷史感興趣。
这个用户对中国历史感兴趣。
This user is interested in Chinese history.
This user is interested in the History of France.
This user is interested in the history of Italy.
This user is interested in Japanese history.
This user is interested in Russia and is capable of speaking in a Russian accent.
This user is interested in Spanish history.
This user is interested in
the history of the United States.
This user likes Alexander Hamilton.

This user greatly admires
and respects
Thomas Jefferson
for inspiring revolutions
around the world.

9/11This user rejects the conspiracy theories of the 9/11 truth movement.TROOF
This user has read the United States Constitution.
This user is interested in the
Middle Ages
This user is interested in the Renaissance period.
This user is interested in the Victorian period.
This user is a child of the Enlightenment.
This user is very interested in Napoleon.
This user is interested in the life and times of Julius Caesar.
This user thinks Chairman Mao Zedong is the most evil person to have ever lived.


This user drinks hot chocolate.
This user drinks orange juice.
This user drinks so much milk, his bones can cut diamonds.
This user drinks chocolate milk.
This user drinks soy milk.
H20This user drinks water.
This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
This user drinks coffee.
This user is a Starbucks Regular.
This user drinks bubble tea.
This user drinks green tea.
This user drinks mint tea (Touareg Tea).
This user drinks oolong tea.
This user loves A&W Root Beer
When given a choice, this user drinks cream soda.
🌶️This user is a Pepper. Wouldn't ya like to be a pepper too?
ginger aleThis user drinks ginger ale.
This user drinks Coca-Cola
CCVThis user loves to drink Vanilla Coke.
CokeThis user used to drink Coca-Cola Black Cherry Vanilla.
This user drinks. Period.
This user drinks cider.
This user favours the green mint-flavoured spring cocktail Mojito.
This user likes the sweet flavour of the Piña Coladas.
This user enjoys drinking Smirnoff
This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka.
This user enjoys ice cold Jägermeister
This user drinks
wines
This user drinks
Crème de menthe


This user is an omnivore.
This user will eat fish raw.
Here fishy, fishy, fishy.
כשרותThis user keeps Kosher.
This user is a chocoholic.
This user loves pizza.
This user likes to eat eggplant parmesan.


BarbecueThis user enjoys Barbecuing
but ONLY on Charcoal or Wood
This user eats sufficient quantities of Hot Dogs to positively qualify as an Honorary Hot Dog in his own right.
This user eats Sauerkraut.
This user likes to eat
borscht
This user is obsessed with
Cheeses
This user eats chili.
This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.
This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
TofuThis user enjoys tofu.
This user makes homemade
Jam and/or Marmalade
"Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that you don't put tomatoes in fruit salad."
This user is constantly in a dire need of blueberries.
This user eats raspberries.
This user eats
Dried Fruits
This user eats Figs.
This user practically inhales jalapeños.
This user loves lychees.
This user likes a little bit of food with his red pepper.
This user eats bagels.
This user believes that the world needs more pancakes. They make everything better.
This user loves pasta.
This user enjoys muffins.
This user doesn't really think it's worth eating a pickle unless it's from "The Pickle Guys" on the Lower East Side.
This user eats beets.
This user eats green beans.
This user eats eggplant.
This user eats spinach.
This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.
This user loves to eat beef.
This user eats sushi.
This user loves paella.
This user eats steak.
This user loves cheesecake.
This user loves Turkish delight.
This user likes Starburst candy.
This user enjoys jelly beans.
Jr.This user knows they eat Junior Mints in heaven.
This user likes pie.
This user eats cookies.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream. To this user, there is no difference.
This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.


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This user knows that a monkey typing at a typewriter will write something that will make Shakespeare grovel… eventually.