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Food

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user enjoys muffins.

This user eats M&Ms.

This user eats cookies.

This user drinks Coca-Cola

This user eats at KFC.

This user eats at Burger King.

Games

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user is addicted to video games.

LIVE

This user plays on Xbox Live with the gamertag D4v30h.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

This user plays the Xbox 360.

This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

This user prefers the PlayStation Portable over the Nintendo DS.

This user still uses a
Sega Genesis / Mega Drive.

CS:S

This user can't stop playing Counter-Strike Source.

DoD:S

This user plays Day of Defeat: Source.

This user plays the Final Fantasy series.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

PGR

This user enjoys playing Project Gotham Racing .

PSx

This user is a fan of Sony PlayStation console series hardware and software.

UT

This user plays Unreal Tournament.

This user plays Warcraft III.

fan-3

This user's favorite computer or video game character is Cloud Strife.

XI

This user plays Final Fantasy XI.

Computing

This user's IRC nick is Daveoh on the server irc.quakenet.org.

Web	This user has a website.

This user contributes to Digg.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user's Internet service provider is Virgin Media.

F@H

This user crunches numbers with Folding@Home.

m
IRC

This user uses mIRC for chatting on IRC.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user contributes using Notepad.

64

This user uses an AMD Opteron processor

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

Languages

This user is a native speaker of British English.

+|-|15 |_|><0|20z 15 +3|-| /\/471\/3 5|*33|<z0|2 0|= |€€+.

This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.

Tihs tweedler uses Internet slang IRL.

This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

Dis yuza kan speeks
lolkitteh wif neer neytiv lvl.

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

Mathematics

SI

This user uses the metric system and loves it.

0.{\bar {9}}

=1

This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.

Films

fan-3

This user thinks that The Matrix is the best film ever made.

This user thinks that Keanu Reeves is the greatest actor or actress of all time.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

This user knows 
"...there is no spoon".