| — Wikipedian ♂ — | |
 Me | |
| Born | August 13, 1985 (left as an exercise to the reader) |
|---|---|
| Name in real life | Gerrit Holl |
| Country |  Germany |
| Current location | Dietzenbach |
| Ethnicity | yes |
| Height | 1m84 |
| Weight | unknown |
| Hair | too much |
| Eyes | two |
| Personality type | Peaceful |
| Family and friends | |
| Marital status | married |
| Spouse | yes |
| Children | Used to be one |
| Education and employment | |
| Occupation | occupied |
| Education | University of Twente, Luleå University of Technology |
| Hobbies, favourites and beliefs | |
| Religion | Atheist |
| Politics | Socialist |
| About Gerrit | |
| Body type | Humanoid |
| Exercise | bicycle is not exercise, bicycle is an extention of the human body, you fools |
| Relationship | Ganymede |
| Drinking | apple juice |
| Smoking | Never |
| Sign | 42 |
| Home planet | Unknown |
The Wikipedia and the other wikis, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native soil, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength.
Even though large tracts of the internet and many old and famous Wiki's have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Vandals and all the odious apparatus of Sabotage rule, we shall not flag or fail.
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight on the proxies, we shall fight the sockpuppets and vandalbots, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in cyberspace, we shall defend our Wiki, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the userpages, we shall fight on the featured articles, we shall fight in the corridors of unknown articles, we shall fight in the commons; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Wiki or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Mirrors beyond the seas, armed and guarded by numerous contributors, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.
I am . You can read about me on my homepage.