Kelvin Green was born on the 10th of September, 1979, in Cuckfield, Sussex.
He has lived in Maresfield, Brynamman, Ammanford, Uckfield, Canterbury, Norwich, Saint Paul, Rochester, and Brighton.
He studied philosophy at the University of Kent, but hasn't worked out what to do with it.
Since 2003, he has been married to Meg.
He is not to be confused with the basketball player or the British High Commissioner in Saint Lucia of the same name.
Before he got himself a proper user name, he edited articles as the mysterious 4.252.137.244.
After losing his password, he is now known as Thekelvingreen.