My Boxes, arent they schweet???
ubx-5 | This user uses entirely too many userboxes. |
General Me
Name | This user's name is Richard Selby. |
right-minded | This user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds. |
How I use the English language
they he or she | This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. |
snuk | This user says snuck. |
to too two | This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
your you're | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. |
. The | This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. |
its & it's | This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. |
’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
… | This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... |
; | This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently. |
ANAL 4 | This user advocates good grammar usage. |
Y'all | This here user talks Southern, y'all. |
AIM-4 | Dis d00d has a near-native understanding of da IM me! wordz!!!!!1111 :p |
AIM-Able | This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever. |
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The other languages I speak
pig | Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway away ativenay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay. |
pgl | Isthay useryay isyay anyay activeyay eakerspay ofyay Igpay Atinlay. |
Rot13-0 | Guvf hfre qbrf abg haqrefgnaq Ebg13 (be haqrefgnaqf vg jvgu pbafvqrenoyr qvssvphygl). |
BS-5 | This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit. |
LE-1 | This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English. |
Lipsum-N | Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. |
dlph | Squeek oorr'k eeeeeeeee'kk. |
dlph-N | Sree'ook kkkk'kk eee ack. |
sar-N | This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great? |
The Greatest Show on Earth
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