User:SmileToday

This user does not wish to speak or hear sarcasm, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

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About Me

This user obsessively drinks lots of Water and can be considered Aquaholic.

C-3

This user is an advanced C programmer.

teen

This user is a teenager.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

Jun 14

This User was born on a holiday

This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.

RS

This user plays RuneScape.

這個用戶是龍的傳人。
这个用户是龙的传人。
This user is a Descendant of the Dragon.

這個用戶是炎黃子孫。
This user is a descendant of Shennong and Huang Di.

這個用戶是華人。
这个用户是华人。
This user is of Chinese ethnicity.

華夏兒女

This user owns a neopet.

This user likes to play Role-playing games.

This user is interested in philately,
but prefers to call it stamp collecting.

This user had a really weird dream last night.

This user wants to be your friend.

This user is interested in philately.

This user enjoys writing short stories.

Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.

This user is a fan of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.

SVU

This user prefers cold weather.

This user enjoys tracking hurricanes.

This user enjoys watching the weather.

This user has visited 6 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.

6

MyS

This user hates Myspace

This user observes Daylight Saving Time.

春節

This user wishes everyone here a happy and prosperous Chinese New Year.

CL

This user really likes Code Lyoko, and doesn't care that 90% of people call it a kids' show.

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

This user is diurnal.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

Too many userboxes

This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

This is a standard size userbox created with Template:Userbox.
It stacks neatly with others of its ilk.

This user loves userboxes.

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

This user provides information using userboxes to contact other Wikipedians with similar interests.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

This user is a professional Web Designer.

This user does not and will not ever work at a hospital.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user's Internet service provider is Verizon.

This user contributes using
Internet Explorer.

C:\>_

This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP Media Center Edition.

This user contributes using Notepad.

TPad

This user contributes using TextPad.

WordPad

This user contributes using WordPad.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user allows their neighbors to use their wireless Internet connection.

ADSL

This user contributes using an
ADSL connection.

en-us
-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

This user does not eat fish. Ever.

16.8

This user's body mass index
is 16.8

This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.

This user prefers a true Chicago-style hot dog. With NO ketchup.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user eats potato chips.

This user is allergic to apples.

This user eats bananas.

This user believes that tomatoes are fruits.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user is afraid of mushrooms.

This user loves brownies.

This user eats candy corn.

This user is absolutely obsessed with sour gummy worms!

This user eats cookies.

H₂O

This user drinks water regularly.

C₂H₅OH-0

This user is a non-drinker.

This user does not care about real versus artificial Christmas trees.

This user eats at McDonald's.

This user is a Harry Potter fan.

This user writes short stories.

TPIR

This user watches The Price Is Right!

This user's favourite animal is the giant panda.

This user's favourite animal is the Orca.

‍

This user likes the Yangtze River dolphin.

This user values saltwater creatures above all else.

This user thinks sheep are cute.

D

This user reads Dilbert.

This user enjoys comics.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

hs

This user is a high school student.

In school

This user is in school.

This user's favorite subject is computing.

This user considers herself self-educated.

This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons.

fan-2

This user will watch Rugrats at every opportunity.

fan-2

This user will watch As Told by Ginger at every opportunity.

File:Skull logo.jpg

This user has a Death List and writes in the names of IP Vandals.

This user considers themselves self-educated.

This user is highly... um... What's that word again?

This user is near sighted.

This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!

This user does not smoke.

This user is right-handed.

This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks.

This user plays the recorder.

fan-2

This user loves the film Over the Hedge.

This user plays the violin.

c~~Rap~~

This user can't stand rap music.

This user enjoys Chinese traditional music.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user is a Gemini.

Y

This user is a member of
Generation Y.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

Userboxes

Computers

prog-3

This user is an advanced programmer.

C-3

This user is an advanced C programmer.

C

This user can program in C.

PHP-3

This user is an advanced PHP programmer.

BASIC-3

This user is an advanced BASIC programmer.

HTML-4

This user is an expert HTML user.

This user can program in JavaScript.

js-3

This user is an advanced JavaScript programmer.

css-2

This user is an intermediate Cascading Style Sheets user.

Java-2

This user is an intermediate Java programmer.

Vandalism

This user patrols the recent changes Old School Style.

This user is a newpage and recent changes patroller.

vn-3

This user's talk page has been vandalized 3 times.

This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.

This user has faced vandalism and lived to tell the tale.

This user is completely armed and ready for combat.

File:Skull logo.jpg

This user has a Death List and writes in the names of IP Vandals.

Wikipedia

This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.

→ In necessariis unitas, in dubiis libertas, in omnibus caritas.

This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.

Wikipedian since February 26, 2007

This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

"It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave, when you are a very small user."

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

excl

This editor is an exclusionist.

Non nobis solum

This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 2007.

EW0

This user has not experienced any edit wars and does not wish to be involved in any.

<ref>

This user would like to see everyone using inline citations. Please...

This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.

This user fixes double redirects.

♫

This user likes the song Hotel Wikipedia.

This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit.

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started.^†

This user smiles frequently.

Grammar

by

The passive voice may be used by this user.

... in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

who(m)

This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

. The

This user puts two spaces after a period.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

;

This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

ANAL 4

This user advocates good grammar usage.

US

This user uses American English.

Mix

This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

AIM-0

This user does not understand or have any interest in AOLer.

Religion

This user is interested in spirituality.

☯

This user is interested in Karma.

This user is interested in luck.

This user prays.

This user is interested in reincarnation.

This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user is the pontiff of his or her own religion.

Note: If you are here to vandalize, make personal attacks, or
otherwise annoy me, Go Here. This page is best viewed in Internet Explorer Version 6, 1280 by 1024 resolution, at large text size.

This user is busy in real life and may not respond swiftly to queries.

Due to the large amount of work I recieve daily, I may not be active in editing as much. Messages left may not be noticed for some time, but will get a reply, unless they are not necessary. Thank you. ---SmileToday