User:TParis/Politics

My take on politics:

• Democrat: Give a man a fish
• Republican: Teach a man to fish
• Libertarian: Give, teach, or do nothing. Whatever you want to do.
• Narcissist: What do I get out of doing anything?
• Randian: Do with the fish what makes you happiest
• Communist: Divvy up the fish so we each have an equal share
• Anarchist: Everyone is responsible for their own fish
• Capitalist: We can negotiate on the price of a fish
• Bureaucrat: For a fish 0.0 to 0.273 lbs, file form F in triplicate. For a fish 0.28 lbs, file form Q. What? Your fish is 0.278 lbs? You'll need to put it back in the water until it either loses or gains weight
• Socialist: Everyone takes off a small portion of their own fish to be shared with those who cannot fish
• Unions: Anyone who wants to fish must give us half to represent you to the fish
• Feminist: I can fish as well as any man
• Radical Feminist: A man telling me I need a fish is offensive
• Humanist: Anyone can fish if they tried
• Men's Right's Activist: Why am I always expected to fish?
• President Bush: We caught one fish, mission accomplished!
• President Obama: Let's take bigger chunks out of the fattest fish. It won't hurt him any
• PETA: None of you should eat fish
• Pacifist: Will everyone calm down? Let the fish live in peace
• Wikipedian: Let's have a four week discussion to come to a consensus what to do with the fish
• Achmed the dead terrorist: I kill you, then I eat fish
• Fish: You guys keep arguing, I'm out of here