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| Name | Jordan Randal Cunningham |
|---|---|
| Born | Michael Angel Acosta June 28th, 1988 St Vincent's Hospital and Medical Center of New York |
| Pronouns | Your Majesty |
| Nationality | American |
| Country |  United States |
| Languages | English, American Sign Language |
| Time zone | Eastern Time Zone |
| Current time | UTC-05:00 |
| Race | Black |
| Height | 5 9 |
| Weight | 220 |
| Hair | Nappy |
| Eyes | Hazel |
| Handedness | Right |
| Blood type | A+ |
| IQ | 87 |
| Education and employment | |
| Occupation | Screenwriter, grip, poll worker |
| Employer | New York City Transit Authority |
| Primary school | P.S. 70 |
| Intermediate school | I.S. 10 |
| High school | Jonathan Levin High School for Media and Communications |
| College | Borough of Manhattan Community College |
| Hobbies, interests, and beliefs | |
| Hobbies | Baseball, football (footy), Formula One, sewing |
| Religion | Uninterested in any why, completely interested in a how |
| Politics | Green in spirit, Democrat because the elections department wont hire you unless you're Dem or Rep |
| Aliases | Jordan Randal Cunningham |
| Movies | Hudson Hawk |
| Shows | Sports Night, Beggars and Choosers, episodes, Da Ali G Show |
| Music | D12, Styx, Rollins Band, Super Junior, Sean Altman |
| Contact info | |
| [email protected] | |
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Michael Acosta is a former Sony PSP salesman, subway cleaner, Amazon Fresh expeditor, Yahoo Sports illustrator and Bleacher Report columnist. Sometimes still a poll worker. He can sew and build props well. Holds a degree in Video Arts and Technology, but it doesn't matter. Occasionally creates Wikipedia pages from scratch. Much more active on TV Tropes.
Saw the page of User:Jim.henderson liked it, went to its edit page, copied (stole) it wholesale, pasted it to my own page and edited the particulars. Thanks, Jim!