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This is the last warning you will receive for your Wikipediholism. If you edit Wikipedia again, you will be a social outcast.
This page exists but there is very little content on it. Imagine what is not there that could be.
actually, now it has a little "content"
Turtle boy: not a boy, not a turtle, a turtle boy. Like batman or spider-man, but slower and unable to fly with any great speed. He has also been rumored to be friends with User:Bystanderd, although this is unconfirmed, and it is possible that his friend is actually one of the numerous recent editors of that page. However, it is confirmed that he is friends with User:Gus the mouse.
Look up in the sky! It's a hummingbird! Its a stationary helicopter! No! It's... It's... SUPERTURTLE!!!!! Able to fly at speeds of up to two (and a half) miles per hour! Able to leap over boulders in a single hour! And equipped with a mobile home with a home security system that not even bullets or sharks can penetrate!
Since I want to mess up xkcd, I am peristeronic as shit.