You believe that you need sleep to function? Yeah, right. That's exactly what the WP:CABAL wants you to think. I haven't slept in 3 days and I feel fine.[citation needed] Wake up, sheeple! Both literally and figuratively!
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Articles which I've significantly contributed to:
- Football War
- List of unusual deaths
- Islamic Centre Hamburg
- 1977 Dutch train hijacking
- Murder of Shamil Odamanov
Articles which I've created:
 | This user lives in Fort Myers, Florida. |
 | This user is of Cuban ancestry. |
 | This user wishes to visit Israel. |
 | This user wishes he had a significant other of either sex. |
 | house music all night long (say what?). |
 | This user is opposed to communism in both theory and practice. |