"I understand that Wikipedia may seem at times to be very bureaucratic, but those rules are there to insure (sic) reliable information is passed on to the reader." One of the best quotes I've heard.
Another couple of gems: "The harassment of Cumulous Clouds will be stopped no matter what." and "I stand by my attempts to protect CC from overt harassment by friends of BQZip01. I will not bow to a small group of editors pushing American nationalistic garbage, trying to intimidate me on my own talk page as just happened moments ago."