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"They never be working' when they oughta should."
"Watch out where the Huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."
"Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over."
"Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny."
"Everybody in this room is wearing a uniform, and don't kid yourself."

— Canard du jour —
Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of life, because we're not ready.
But maybe they'll change their tune after a little torture.
 — Jack Handey