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Request reason:
Nah, just shitting you. Sockpuppet of Blu Aardvark here. See following.
Decline reason:
WHATEVER!!!! Spartaz Humbug! 11:18, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
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Because of the very reasonable and understanding people in one of Wikipedia's IRC channels, I have decided no longer to recycle my old sockpuppets' talk pages with abusive unblock requests. Well, except this one - it's the most effective (and fun!) way to bring this note to the attention of Wikipedia's Jimbo Youth. Ok, I'll call it the admin Cabal if the hitler reference is too much. You know what I mean.
Following is a partial list of my sockpuppet farm, for your records and my amusement. This list does not include all of my sockpuppets, only those I explicitly know to be mine. Worry not, all these accounts are banned (or at least, according to my recollection):
001 Boppertone 002 Phillipr 003 Residuals 004 Malayman 005 Strofic 006 Cantons 007 Dobby dob 008 Bonetree 009 Sanford-JJ 010 Ziggy88 011 Re Bell 012 SABRE 013 Sun Treats 014 Suntrees 015 Sun Tree 016 Minor thread 017 Macaroni Guy 018 Cpan 019 Buckie-B 020 Anishar 021 Fivepoint 022 Raul-chan 023 卍 卍 卍 JEWSDIDWTC.COM 卍 卍 卍 024 卍卍卍LOLJEWS卍卍卍 025 JEWSDIDWTC is an invalid nick on Freenode... 026 Senor Dunn 027 Janitor Brooks 028 A clean cut gentleman 029 Lonely Hearts 030 Mi Querida 031 Collateral Damage 032 Lemon Memories 033 This account will be indefinately blocked 034 Please indefinately block this account. Thanks. 035 Jewish Communist Airports are out of tune, sez Willy 036 Kelly Martin (Talk) (contribs) unblocked Bastique 037 Fucking KKKlansmen better leave Jew Aardvark the hell alone 038 Scott Goehring is looking much more like a woman now 039 Im in ur oven, cooking ur jews 040 Jew Aardvark requires assistance with his gas bill 041 I predict that this account will be blocked indefinately 042 Elephant Vandal 043 Hai Guyz! There's AIDS in Wikipedia, lol 044 Jew Aardvark requires assistance with his gas bill lol 045 Lawsome 046 MuddyBuddy 047 Cram Ration 048 (21:06:15) ***bumm13 has no friends IRL, basically 049 (21:31:51) ***bumm13 has almost never earned a livable wage 050 (21:42:14) bumm13: no chicks in my direction... 051 Green Flowerpot 052 KrawlingKreep 053 Willies of the Caribbean II: Dead Man's Wheels 054 Michelle Obama on Michelins 055 New Aardvark 056 Jew Aardvark