Why don't we sit down and have a nice cup of tea? I just brewed it. It's Earl Grey; isn't that your favorite? Well, anyways, if it isn't, I still recommend it. Very soothing. In fact, I find that just holding a cup of Earl Grey has a therapeutic effect. Lovely. Well, let's get down to business, shall we? Have a seat.
Well, what shall we discuss today, my fellow Wikipedians? Politice? The sciences? Perhaps we should just have a sit down and enjoy this wonderful tea. Yes, yes, do try some. No need for milk or sugar, my fellows; it makes the tea taste horrid. Absolutely disgusting. Well, what's on your minds today? I know I have a lot to discuss..
