If you seek wisdom, you have likely come to the wrong place, but I will do my best.
If you come with insults or put-downs, at least make them clever.
If I haven't replied in 48 hours, either I forgot or I assumed you didn't want a reply.
I review good article nominations on request, but only if it's about a country where I've never done a review before (see the last column in my articles per country) and if you've reviewed more articles than you've nominated.
Talk page stalkers are welcome. The vast majority are not abducted or eaten.