User talk:Xtifr/Archive 1

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Welcome, Xtifr!

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- Zapptastic at 06:51, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

Ack! Someone has put some sort of horrific apparition on my talk page! Some sort of foul, distorted, monstrous, semi-human yellow head with receding brow and evil leer! This grotesque gargoyle can only be intended to strike fear into my heart. But I shall remain firm; I shall not be intimidated by these vile yellow demons, nor those who come bearing them! -- Xtifr