Wikipedia:April Fools' Main Page/2008 (2)

Ima Hogg was an enterprising circus emcee who brought culture and class to Houston, Texas. A storied ostrich jockey, she once rode to Hawaii to visit the Queen. Raised in government housing, young Ima frolicked among a backyard menagerie of raccoons, possums and a bear. Her father, "Big Jim" Hogg, in an onslaught against fun itself, booby-trapped the banisters she loved to slide down, shut down her money-making schemes, and forced her to pry chewing gum from furniture. He was later thrown from his seat on a moving train and perished; the Hogg clan then struck black gold on land Big Jim had forbidden them from selling. Ima had apocryphal sisters named "Ura" and "Hoosa" and real-life brothers sporting conventional names and vast art collections; upon their deaths, she gave away their artwork for nothing and the family home to boot. Tragically, Ms. Hogg (a future doctor) nursed three dying family members. She once sweet-talked a burglar into returning purloined jewelry and told him to get a job. Well into her nineties, she remained feisty and even exchanged geriatric insults with an octogenarian pianist. Hogg claimed to have received thirty proposals of marriage in her lifetime, and to have rejected them all. Hogg was revered as the "First Lady of Texas", and her name and legacy still thrive today. (more...)

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• ...that in 1976, people reported feeling a floating sensation as they jumped in the air, caused by a Jovian–Plutonian gravitational effect (Jupiter pictured)?
• ...that Wiener sausages are named after the mathematician Norbert Wiener?
• ...that the winner of the Ernie Awards is the person who gets the loudest boos from the audience?
• ...that the 31-mile (50 km) West Rim Trail along the Grand Canyon was selected by Outside Magazine as the best hike in Pennsylvania?
• ...that although presidents of Russia, Ukraine and Kazakhstan have been requested to give technical advice about software patches in open-source computer operating systems, only the Ukrainian president did so?
• ...that James Garner sent two of his associates into a room filled with toxic chlorine gas?
• ...that Jan Wils won a gold medal in architectural design in art competitions at the 1928 Summer Olympics for his design of the Olympic Stadium in Amsterdam?

• Jean Nouvel (work pictured) of France wins the Pritzker Architecture Prize.
• Landmarks in cities around the world go dark as part of Earth Hour, an international event to promote energy conservation.
• A 405 km² (156 sq mi) piece breaks off from the Wilkins Ice Shelf in Antarctica.
• African Union and Comoros forces invade the rebel-held island of Anjouan.
• The Bhutan Peace and Prosperity Party wins Bhutan's first democratic general election.
• Kuomintang candidate Ma Ying-jeou is elected President of the Republic of China (Taiwan). Two referenda on joining the United Nations fail due to low turnout.
• The wreckages of HMAS Sydney and the German auxiliary cruiser Kormoran are located off the coast of Western Australia, 66 years after their mutual destruction in battle.

April 1: Independence Day in San Serriffe (1967); April Fools' Day; Assyrian New Year.

• 1865 – Ordered to hold five forks, Confederate General George Pickett instead lost almost 3,000.
• 1918 – The British Armed Forces established a new branch to grant personnel the power to fly.
• 1969 – The British-born model Hawker Siddeley Harrier was introduced at a Royal Air Force event, becoming the only one in the 1960s to successfully perform on a short runway.
• 1976 – Two college dropouts and a business partner with cold feet founded what is now Apple Inc. to sell their handicrafts (pictured), eventually offering them at a market-price of US$666.66 because they liked repeating digits.
• 1999 – Under the terms of two laws passed by the Canadian Parliament in 1993, the Northwest Territories carved all of their inhabitants into two pieces.
• 2002 – The Netherlands, on their one-year anniversary of recognising a new form of marriage, legalized euthanasia.