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Sometimes, when a discussion has come to its natural end and a rough consensus has been set, you may feel that you still need to contribute more details or expand on your previous argument. It does not matter how minor your perspective is within the general opinion, it does not matter how many times you have already given the same argument, or even if you agree with the proposed closure. The mission is clear: you must keep talking, make sure no one moves anywhere else, and above all, teach these fools to start embracing stop signs and marinate in the juices of a stale, increasingly heated discussion.