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Congratulations on becoming a new bureaucrat! You have heard about the "wrench", the "shovel", and perhaps even the "tedium". Maybe you've even read WP:CRAT! Trying to pass an RFB is no easy feat, so you no doubt have plenty of knowledge about the tasks bureaucrats do, but you have no experience performing those tasks.
It's often tough the first time you click the infamous "rename" button or check a box at Special:UserRights. You might be hesitant to make that click because you think you might do it wrong. Well, you should definitely be concerned! There are lots of ways to do it wrong, too many ways to even list here.
Spending a few minutes here may seem well worth it if it keeps you from ending up in the village stocks or hit by a trout.
Feel free to revise the courses as needed.