Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Born in the Wikiay

Joined down in an activity low
The first kick I took was when I made some tests
You end up like a dog that's been beat too much
Till you spend half your wiki-life just defending yourself

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Born in the Wikiay
I was born in the Wikiay
I was born in the Wikiay
Born in the Wikiay

Got in a little vandal jam
So they put a moppa in my hand
Sent me off to the ANI land
To go and kill the disruptive man

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Come back home to the userpage
Clerk man says "Son if it was up to me"
Went down to see the Arbcom man
He said "Son, don't you understand"

I had a brother at SPI,
Fighting off the WoW socks
They're still here, he's all gone

He had a woman he loved in talkpages
I got a log of them sending wikilove now

Down in the shadow of the banned users
Out by the editor fires of the globally locked
Ten years burning down the block
No where to run ain't got nowhere to go...

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