Wikipedia:WikiBadger

WikiBadger
A WikiBadger, they just don't care.
Scientific classification Edit this classification
Domain: Eukaryota
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Carnivora
Family: Mustelidae
Subfamily: Mellivorinae
Genus: Mellivora
Species:
M. wikicapensis
Binomial name
Mellivora wikicapensis
(Jimbo Wales, 2014)
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A WikiBadger preparing to sink its teeth into an unlucky newcomer

WikiBadgers (Mellivora wikicapensis) are a form of WikiFauna with the reputation for latching onto whatever crosses their path until something dies or the WikiBadger is cautiously detached and thrown across the room by a very careful admin.