EAST SCOWTUMPKA, WISCONSIN – A local high-school sophomore and superhacker, known only as 2.8.13.18, today announced that he'd successfully hacked Wikipedia, the world-famous free encyclopedia anybody can edit, making his school's infobox say that principal Hubert Glockenspiel's name was instead "Hubert Glockenballs".
"I just went in there and, uh, I totally hacked it dude," 2.8.13.18 told the Signpost in an interview yesterday morning. "They thought they were so cool making a website anybody could edit, but they never even realized that people might go on there and write stuff that wasn't true on purpose."