Wikipedia:Wikipedihol

Wikipedihol
Wikipedihol bottle
Will May cause addiction
Clinical data
Other names1,4-triacetylwikipedic acid, Wikipediahol (BAN UK), Wikipediahol (USAN US)
Routes of
administration
in presence of electronic device
Pharmacokinetic data
Elimination half-life10-14 hours
Excretionvia editing
Identifiers
  • 1,3-diacetylwikipedine
PubChem CID
Chemical and physical data
FormulaW(IK)IP2(EuDyI)Ac
Molar mass1176 g/mol
Density1.39 g/cm3
Melting point−114 °C (−173 °F)
Boiling point79 °C (174 °F)
Solubility in water3 mg/mL (20 °C)

Wikipedihol (also known as Wikipedine, methylwikipedine, and diacetylwikipedine (MWD, DWD), sold as Wikidone in its various forms, some being drugs, some being alcohol) is a drug that triggers the addiction part of the human brain, tampering with the user's mental fabric, decision-making and thought-process causing Wikipedia-centric thoughts. Much like prescribed medicines, it has variations in strength; for the light-hearted there are 25wg (wikigram) tablets, ranging up to 500wg tablets for thrill-seekers, in 25wg increments. Wikipedihol has been known to make people lose all rationality and logicality in their decision-making and thought-process and clear backlogs at 2:00 AM. Wikipediholic is the demonym prescribed to those afflicted.