Don't Shit Your Pants

Don't Shit Your Pants
Publisher(s)Cellar Door Games
Designer(s)
  • Teddy Lee
  • Kenny "Rete" Lee
EngineAdobe Flash
Platform(s)Browser
ReleaseFebruary 19, 2009
Genre(s)Text adventure game
Mode(s)Single-player

Don't Shit Your Pants (stylized as Don't Shit Your Pants! A survival horror game) is a browser-based text adventure game created by Canadian developers Teddy and Kenny "Rete" Lee for Cellar Door Games. The objective of the game is to use a text prompt to prevent a balding man standing beside a closed door in pajama bottoms and an undershirt from defecating inappropriately. It was the first title released by the Lee brothers, receiving positive critical reception.