Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)

"Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)"
Single by Benny Hill
from the album Words and Music
B-side"Ting-A-Ling-A-Loo"
Released1971 (1971)
RecordedAbbey Road Studios, London
GenreNovelty
Length3:52
LabelColumbia
Songwriter(s)Benny Hill
Producer(s)Walter J. Ridley
Benny Hill singles chronology
"Harvest of Love"
(1963)
"Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)"
(1971)

"Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)" is an innuendo-laden comedy or novelty song, written and performed by the English comedian Benny Hill. The song was first performed on television in 1970, and released as a successful recording, topping the UK Singles Chart in December 1971,[1] reaching the Christmas number one spot. The song also peaked at number 1 in Australia in February 1972.[2] Hill received an Ivor Novello Award from the British Academy of Songwriters, Composers and Authors in 1972.

The single's B-side, "Ting-A-Ling-A-Loo", is a music hall parody.[3] Hill later suggested that the melody of "Ting-A-Ling-A-Loo" had been largely plagiarised in the Spitting Image 1986 hit song "The Chicken Song".[4][5]

  1. ^ Roberts, David (2006). British Hit Singles & Albums. London: Guinness World Records Limited. p. 252. ISBN 1-904994-10-5.
  2. ^ Kent, David (1993). Australian Chart Book 1970–1992 (illustrated ed.). St Ives, N.S.W.: Australian Chart Book. p. 138. ISBN 0-646-11917-6.
  3. ^ Dave Holland (5 August 2008). David! Put Your Head Back in the Dragon!. Lulu Enterprises Incorporated. p. 64. ISBN 9781409211303. Retrieved 3 October 2016.
  4. ^ Ross, Robert (30 October 2014). Benny Hill - Merry Master of Mirth. Batsford. ISBN 9781849942584 – via Google Books.
  5. ^ Benny Hill - Merry Master of Mirth. Batsford Books. 30 October 2014. ISBN 978-1-84994-258-4.