| "Fuck the Tories" | ||||
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| Single by the Kunts | ||||
| Released | 16 December 2022 | |||
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| Length | 2:17 | |||
| Label | Tactical Voting | |||
| The Kunts singles chronology | ||||
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| "Fuck the Tories" on YouTube | ||||
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| "Stuff the Tories" (SFW version) on YouTube | ||||
"Fuck the Tories" (stylised as "Fuck the T*ries") is a single by the Kunts, a band created by Kunt and the Gang, released in 2022. It is a satirical protest song attacking the Conservative Party, known colloquially as the Tories, who formed the government of the United Kingdom from 2010 to 2024. The song was released in an attempt to be the UK Singles Chart Christmas number one.
The Kunts have had two previous attempts to get the Christmas No. 1, in 2020 and 2021 with the songs "Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt" and "Boris Johnson Is Still a Fucking Cunt" respectively which both reached No. 5, and in 2022 issued the anti-monarchist single "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce" during the week of the Platinum Jubilee of Elizabeth II. The song reached No. 7.