I Want a New Duck

"I Want a New Duck"
Single by "Weird Al" Yankovic
from the album Dare to Be Stupid
B-side	"Cable TV"
Released	July 1985
Recorded	February 27, 1985
Length	3:01
Label	Scotti Brothers
Songwriter(s)	Chris Hayes Huey Lewis "Weird Al" Yankovic
Producer(s)	Rick Derringer
"Weird Al" Yankovic singles chronology
"Like a Surgeon" (1985) "I Want a New Duck" (1985) "One More Minute" (1985)
Dare to Be Stupid track listing
"Like a Surgeon" "Dare to Be Stupid" "I Want a New Duck" "One More Minute" "Yoda" "George of the Jungle" "Slime Creatures from Outer Space" "Girls Just Want to Have Lunch" "This Is the Life" "Cable TV" "Hooked on Polkas"

"I Want a New Duck" is a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It is a parody of "I Want a New Drug" by Huey Lewis and the News.

The lyrics note the traits that the singer wants in his new pet duck. Reasonable traits include not messing up his house or quacking all night, while bizarre ones include being able to wash his car and rescue him from drowning if need be.