No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut

No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
Studio album by
Released18 May 2018 (2018-05-18)
GenrePost punk
Length38:57
LabelProbe Plus
Half Man Half Biscuit chronology
And Some Fell on Stony Ground
(2016)
No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
(2018)
The Voltarol Years
(2022)

No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut is the fourteenth album by Wirral-based rock band Half Man Half Biscuit, released on 18 May 2018 on Probe Plus Records.[1][2] It is the highest-charting album in the band's history, reaching UK #33.

The track "Every Time A Bell Rings" begins with the line "Ground control to Monty Don", mixing the opening words of David Bowie's "Space Oddity" with the Gardener's World presenter.[3]

  1. ^ "No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut". Probe Plus. Retrieved 15 May 2018.
  2. ^ John Doran (2 March 2018). "New Half Man Half Biscuit LP Due In May". The Quietus. Retrieved 15 May 2018.
  3. ^ Middles, Mick (1 June 2018). "Half Man Half Biscuit - No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut". The Quietus. Retrieved 9 April 2018.