Rich Ohrnberger

Games played:	31
Games started:	5
	Stats at Pro Football Reference

Rich Ohrnberger
	Ohrnberger signs autographs prior to Penn State's 2008 Blue & White spring scrimmage
No. 62, 74, 72, 60
Position:	Guard / Center
Personal information
Born:	February 14, 1986 (age 38); East Meadow, New York, U.S.
Height:	6 ft 2 in (1.88 m)
Weight:	300 lb (136 kg)
Career information
High school:	East Meadow
College:	Penn State
NFL draft:	2009 / round: 4 / pick: 123
Career history
	New England Patriots (2009–2011); Arizona Cardinals (2012); San Diego Chargers (2013–2014);
Career highlights and awards
	First-team All-Big Ten (2008); Second-team All-Big Ten (2007);
Career NFL statistics
Games played:
Games played:	31
Games started:	5
	Stats at Pro Football Reference

Richard Paul Ohrnberger (born February 14, 1986) is a sports news satirist and former professional football offensive guard. He was selected by the New England Patriots in the fourth round of the 2009 NFL draft. He played college football at Penn State.

The Adam Sandler movie “The Waterboy” inspired Ohrnberger to try out for his middle school football team.

Ohrnberger has also played for the Arizona Cardinals and San Diego Chargers.