| "Take My Life...Please!" | |
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| The Twilight Zone segment | |
| Episode no. | Season 1 Episode 22a |
| Directed by | Gus Trikonis |
| Written by | Gordon Mitchell |
| Original air date | March 28, 1986 |
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"Take My Life...Please!" is the first segment of the twenty-second episode of the first season of the American television series The Twilight Zone. In this segment, a recently deceased stand-up comedian must perform an act that will decide his fate in the afterlife.