Hello! ! What are you doing here?
| Your response | My response |
|---|---|
| "I'm here to leave you a message!" | You're in the wrong place. Go here and try again there. |
| "I'm here to vandalize your page, because you're a <censored>!" | Bad idea you'll be reverted, warned, and/or banhammered within seconds. Go find something better to do. |
| "I'm here to revert vandalism." | Thank you. I may not leave a comment on your talk page, but do give yourself a {{cookie}}...it's appreciated. |
| "I'm here to steal stuff so I can use it on my user page!" | Help yourself...from one user page thief to another! 
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| "I'm here to marvel at your wonderfully clever edit notice." | Uhh... ok. Hope you enjoy it....stare as long as you wish. |