| "The Regina Monologues" | |
|---|---|
| The Simpsons episode | |
 Promotional artwork for the episode featuring Queen Elizabeth II, J. K. Rowling, Tony Blair, Evan Marriott, Sir Ian McKellen and Edwina stuffing Homer into a Mini Hatch. | |
| Episode no. | Season 15 Episode 4 |
| Directed by | Mark Kirkland |
| Written by | John Swartzwelder |
| Production code | EABF22 |
| Original air date | November 23, 2003 |
| Guest appearances | |
| Jane Leeves as Edwina Tony Blair as himself Evan Marriott as himself Ian McKellen as himself J. K. Rowling as herself | |
| Episode features | |
| Couch gag | The back wall is a Play-Doh Fun Factory press that creates clay figures of the Simpsons. |
| Commentary | Al Jean Matt Selman Tim Long Don Payne Kevin Curran Michael Price Tom Gammill Max Pross Mark Kirkland David Silverman |
"The Regina Monologues" is the fourth episode of the fifteenth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 23, 2003. It was directed by Mark Kirkland and was the final episode written by John Swartzwelder. The episode sees the Simpson family travel to the United Kingdom for vacation. There, they meet several celebrities including Tony Blair, Evan Marriott, Ian McKellen and J. K. Rowling, who all appear as themselves. Later, Homer is arrested and locked in the Tower of London for accidentally crashing into the Queen's carriage. Meanwhile, Abraham Simpson journeys to find Edwina, his long lost love, who is voiced by Jane Leeves.