Dominick Anthony Galento (March 12, 1910 – July 22, 1979) was an American heavyweightboxer.[1] He is best remembered for scoring a third-round knockdown against Joe Louis in a world title stoppage loss in June 1939.[2] Active from the late 1920s to the early 1940s, he compiled a record of 79 wins, 26 losses, and 6 draws. Besides Louis, Galento fought against several other prominent heavyweights of his era—including Al Ettore, Arturo Godoy, Lou Nova, and Max and Buddy Baer.[3][4] Though assumed by some sportswriters to have been a reference to his "pulchritude" or physical appearance, Galento's nickname, "Two Ton", was apparently derived from his work as an iceman: a job he pursued in tandem with his pugilistic career. On one occasion, as a result of his ice-lugging commitments, Galento was reportedly upbraided by his cornerman for being late for a bout. "Take it easy", the New Jersey-born slugger reputedly replied to his colleague's complaint, "I had two tons of ice to deliver on my way here. I'll be right up."[5] In addition to "Two Ton", Galento was also known as the "Jersey Nightstick", the "TNT Kid", the "One-Man Riot", the "Orange Orangutan", and the "beer barrel that walks like a man".[6][7][8] The boxing historian Bert Sugar called him a "human butcher block".[9]
Galento is widely regarded as having been one of boxing's most colorful characters.[10][11] According to Chris Mead, a biographer of Joe Louis, he "was a press agent's dream."[12] Anecdotes, some of which may be apocryphal,[13][14][15][16][17] pertaining to his outlandish behavior and unschooled wit are common.[18][19] On learning about Gene Tunney's predilection for reading George Bernard Shaw, Samuel Butler, and William Shakespeare while in training camp, Galento is said to have remarked, in characteristic fashion, "Shakespeare? I ain't never hearda him. He must be one of dem European bums[.] Sure as hell I'll moider dat bum."[20] An alternative rendering of Galento's commentary on Shakespeare runs as follows: "Never hoid of him... What's he, one of those foreign heavyweights? I'll moida da bum."[21] To Galento, all his potential opponents and competitors, even Joe Louis and the Bard of Avon, were "bums". In fact, to Galento, nearly everyone was a "bum".[22]
^Bailey, Charley (March 14, 1970). "Charley Bailey Says: Birthday Bit Leads to Memory Lane". Courier-Express. Buffalo, New York. Sports columnist and broadcaster Bailey wrote: "Galento's chief claim to renown was the fact he floored champion Joe Louis in the first [third] round of their June 28, 1939, fight in New York."
^Mee, Bob (2006). The Heavyweights: The Definitive History of the Heavyweight Fighters. Stroud, Gloucestershire: Tempus. pp. 112–114. ISBN0-7524-3426-8.
^Parker, Dan (April 30, 1937). "He Needed Polish and was Simonized". Waterbury Democrat. Waterbury, Connecticut. King Features Syndicate.
^Monninger, Joseph (2006). Two Ton: One Fight, One Night: Tony Galento v. Joe Louis. Hanover, New Hampshire: Steerforth Press. pp. 70–71. ISBN978-1-58642-115-1.
^Monninger. Two Ton. p. 78. Yet another version of Galento's contribution to literary criticism reads: "Shakespeare? I ain't never heard of him. He's not in no ratings. I suppose he's one of them foreign heavyweights. They're all lousy. Sure as hell I'll moider dat bum." See Mullan, Harry (1988). The Book of Boxing Quotations. London: Stanley Paul. p. 19. ISBN0-09-173722-2.