Here you go; knock yourself out! (this is too funny) Heck, if it gets good enough, I might even move it to my main page!
[A SPARTAN [XD] soldier and a team of redshirts are infiltrating the bad guy's fortress, in the hopes of capturing it.]
Main Character: All right, team, we're going in. A, B, take the left flank. C, D, you're with me through the right flank. E, hang back and cover this entrance. F, what the hell u are a loser go get lost somewhere
F:Wahhhhhhhhh
[Main chracter kills F cause he's a n00b]
[The men nod and spread out like Main Character said to. Main Character, C, and D head down a hallway.]
Main Character: Hmmmmmm... We haven't seen to have been attacked yet.
[A legion of stromtroopers come running down an adjacent hallway.]
C: Main Character! Look!
[Immediately after saying this, C is shot and killed by the first bullet fired. A gunfight ensues, and Main Character single-handedly shoots and kills all the stormtroopers.]
Main Character: All right, let's go.
[Meanwhile, E is busy guarding the front gate.]
E: Tra la la la la la la...
[The Bad Guy sneaks up from behind and blows him to gibs with a BFG 9000. He falls dead [he then completely out of nowhere starts sliding down the hallway ironically ending up in the the graveyard of the fortress] Meanwhile, Main Character and D are sneaking through hallways. Suddenly, Main Character's radio beeps. He puts it to his ear.]
B: Main Character, this is B. I've infiltrated the enemy base, and I think I've discovered- Huh? What's that? Oh no! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!...
Main Character: Hello? Hello? B? Are you there?
B: Yeah I'm just messing with ya, nothing but ghosts and shadows there should be someone around here...
Main Character: Be careful!
B: Stop worrying, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Main Character: B!
B: Man, Main Character you are too easy!
Main Character: Shut up keep going and try to meet up...
B: Static
Main Character: B?
[No answer. Main Character starts running really fast down a hallway to find B. Eventually, he meets up with A.]
Main Character: Take us to B.
[The three run and end up in a big room. D trips over a plant and lags behind. Bad Guy is waiting for them.]
Bad Guy: Bwahahaa... You cannot defeat me!!!
A: I'll kill him for you, Main Character!
Main Character: No, A! Wait!
[But it is too late. A charges Bad Guy and Bad Guy instantly kills him.]
Bad Guy: You have no chance of defeating me!
Main Character: You'll never get away with this!
Bad Guy: Why don't you try and stop me?
Main Character: Fine, I will.
[The two have an epic duel and Main Character eventually kills Bad Guy with an energy sword while simultaneously doing something that will cause the entire base to explode.]
Main Character: Let's get out of here!
UNKNOWN VOICE: Sorry Main Character I can't let any of you leave...
Main Character: What why not? Who are you?
Sealed Raptor: The demon of blood!
D: ¡Oh noes!
[A terrifying shadow followed by the cruelest shade of scarlet stikes down D, leaving him unconcious.]
Main Character: What are you?
Sealed Raptor: Did I not just tell you?
[The figure appears in an instant next to Main Character, the terribly dark and stained creature that stood before Main Character now slashed and scarred him for life.]
[Main Character and D escape the fortress (by will of BLOOD SEALED RAPTOR) and fly away as it blows up behind them.][We then see the body of soldier #B flying through the air, in a twist of the most uncommon nature the body lands in a graveyard found near Notre Dame.] Wikraptor 15:18, 16 July 2007 (UTC) Thanks Buddy...
A menace known as barney is gonig to get bloodraptor............--Arceus fan 16:47, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
barney: I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME WE ALL SUCK AS A FAMILY YOU KILL ME WHEN I KILL YOU WON'T YOU SAY I HATE YOU TO!
bloodraptor: fu barney *middlefinger*
THE END