| Lady Catherine Augusta Amelia Gladys de Burgh | |||||
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 A photograph of Lady Catherine at the height of her beauty. | |||||
| First Lady of Wikipedia; Princess of Serbo-Croatia; Countess of Scrotum (de facto); Duchesse de Longchamp-sous-Châtenois; As Consort of Governor- General, the Honourable Humphrey de Burgh, First Lady of Canada and Australia and other overseas dominions. | |||||
| Tenure | 1910 to present | ||||
| Coronation | Very shortly | ||||
| Born | January 1, 1910 Scrotum House, Berkley Square, London | ||||
| Died | at intervals and when applicable London (assassinated by Arbcom) | ||||
| Spouse | (1)Sir Marmaduke Arbuthbott-Bumley-Smythe; (2) Baron Lars-Hendrik Abba af Waterloo; (3) The Honourable Humphrey de Burgh; (4) HSH Prince Alexander of Serbo-Croatia; (5-9) Sundry others; Henri, (10) Duc de Longchamp-sous-Châtenois. | ||||
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| House | Bonkbuster | ||||
| Father | Phimosis Bonkbuster, 14th Earl of Scrotum | ||||
| Mother | Lady Arabella Wyndham-Berkshire | ||||
| Religion | Church of England (If people don't want to join they shouldn't come here, and that goes for Catholics, Presbyterians and other unorthodox wotknots). | ||||
Lady Catherine Augusta Amelia Gladys de Burgh, (1910–2008, 2012–) author, stateswoman, Wikipedian and lady, was born 1st January 1910 at Scrotum House, Grosvenor Square, London, the youngest daughter of Phimosis Bonkbuster, 14th Earl of Scrotum (1860–1930) and his wife the former Arabella Wyndham-Berkshire.[1]
From the moment of Her Ladyship's birth London society was astounded by her wit, charm and beauty.[2] Winston Churchill once said during World War II that had Lady Catherine been born a man she would have been very different.[3] From the time of her first marriage in 1928, Lady Catherine changed the course of world history by her mere presence at momentous events. The greatest of literary works remain unpublished as Lady Catherine always understood her work to be too refined for the lower orders, tradespeople and those who work for a living. Her Ladyship also mistrusted publishers as a breed, following slanderous comments made by one during negotiations, soon thereafter terminated, for publication of her first great work "My Memories of the Scrotum Family".
Following the untimely death in 2006 of her eleventh husband at the age of 23, and her subsequent re-marriage a month later to Henri, Duc de Longchamp-sous-Châtenois, Her Ladyship lived in quiet retirement at her homes in Grosvenor Square, Dorset, Deeside and Cap Ferrat. Following a suspected poisoning by Wikipedia's Arbitration committee, Her Ladyship died at her London home on 20 November 2008. The world and Wikipedia mourned.
Fortunately for the world, Her Ladyship was a great believer in cryonics, and it was a cause for huge global celebration when Her Ladyship was restored to full health in 2012.