| User Profile | |
| No picture. Ha HA! | |
| General info | |
|---|---|
| User name | Cernen |
| Real name | Matthew Austin |
| Gender | Male, but if you were paying attention, you'dve figured that out. |
| Date of birth | August 29, 1986. |
| Age | Too young to die, too old to care. |
| Hometown | Puyallup, WA, though Vancouver, WA feels much more like home. |
| Appearance | |
| Height | 5'8" |
| Weight | Will not disclose |
| Hair color | Brownish Black |
| Eye color | Brown |
| Ethnicity | Irish-German-French-Canadian |
| Body type | Potato-Shaped |
| Exercise | I get enough pushing my luck, tyvm. |
| Personal | |
| Work | I make plastic things for men. I used to make plastic things for women a long time ago. Go figure. |
| Education | HSD, MOS-E. |
| Politics | Liberal Independent |
| Religion | I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see. |
| Relationship | Currently available for public consumption |
| Children | None, thank God. |
| Sexuality | Undetermined |
| Drinking | No, I use Ambien to screw myself up. |
| Smoking | Not anymore. |
| Sign | Virgo |
| Personality | According to my coworker Moe, I am an asshole. He seems to be the only one that thinks so. |
| Other | |
| Influences | ... |
| Peeves | Being the third wheel. |
| Frustrations | Current world progress. |