ColorOfSuffering | |
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 Sea lions have large flippers and visible ear flaps. Seals have small flippers and no visible ear flaps. | |
| Born | Probably at Some Point Last Century |
| Died | Hopefully at Some Point Next Century |
| Nationality | Wendigo-ish |
| Education | School of Life. Also; Princeton (not really) |
| Occupation | Wikipedia Editor |
| Title | Mister |
| Spouse | Mrs. ColorOfSuffering |
| Children | ColorOfSuffering III, Patty, Pattycakes, Pâté |
| Parent(s) | ColorOfSuffering Sr., Mom |
| Website | http://en.wikipedia.orgview_html.php?sq=&lang=&q=User:ColorOfSuffering |
Color of Suffering (/kʌlʊr ʌf sʌfɜrɪŋ/; born September 22, 2006), also known as User:ColorOfSuffering, or CoS, is a random Wikipedia editor who is not notable enough to warrant an article of his own. This is his user page.[1] ColorOfSuffering is not his real name, but he doesn't know you well enough to give you his real name. Please, don't take offense to that. He's sure you're a very nice person, but we both know that you'd only use his real name for evil.
- ^ This is the section of his "user page" where his cheeky in-line references go.