| S.O.A.P. | This user can't wait to watch Snakes on a Plane. |
 | This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
 | This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
| to too two | This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
| AIM-5 | 2 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos. |
| en | This user is a native speaker of the English language. |
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| SARC | This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit. |
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This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console. |
 | This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console. |
| Nintendo | This user supports Nintendo. |
| fan-3 | This user thinks that Super Smash Bros. Melee is the best computer or video game ever made. |
| fan-3 | This user thinks that Super Smash Bros. Melee is the best computer or video game ever made. |
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