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Quotable Quotes

These are quotes that I find that I think are informative, funny, or just make me think. Some of these quotes are the introductory paragraphs from people's userpages. If there are grammatical errors in a userpage quote, I will correct them. If you have a quote that I could use, tell me.

"Why do you bother to look at this page? This page is BORING with a capital B. And a capital O, too. And a capital R! And, you guessed it, even an amazing capital I!!! That's not including the capital N and G, which I added for effect because BORIng would look stupid. WOW. With a capital W. And even a capital O. And another capital W, just to add to the stupid, annoying, boring consistency of this space-filler. With a lowercase S. And a lowercase P, A, C and even E! So... why did I capitalize my lowercase letters while I was talking about them. Stupid. With a capital S. But no more capital letters, because I'm bored with a lowercase B. Heh."
— E9

"Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society."
— Benjamin Franklin

You are aware that you just slapped a fact tag on a statement that people's heads don't explode by themselves? :/
— Kizor

Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia

About this Oddity

Real Name

There is a reason for the invention of screen names, you know.

Editing

I usually make edits to disambiguation pages, such as when links lead to a disambiguation page. When this happens, I redirect all of the links leading to the disambiguation page to the appropriate article. Also lately, I've been having some difficulty with high school, so I most likely (that means certainly) won't be able to edit Wikipedia every single minute of every single hour of every single day of every single week of every single month of every single year, but I'll still try. :)

Area of Residence

I live in the United States, in the state of California.

Contact Information

Well, if you had any sense at all you'd know that you could contact me by using my talk page, but if for whatever reason that is not possible, you can contact me by email: [email protected]. Alright?

SubPages

Templates

Templates that I've come across, or have created myself. Templates in red are under construction.

/Userboxes - Userboxes created by me. Feel free to use them.

/Talk Page Header - Header for use in your talk page. Copy and paste, then edit as necessary. Credited to The Raven's Apprentice.

/Information Box- A ~~small~~ neat looking info box for newcomers to Wikipedia.

/Wiki-Mail - "Birthday Card" style messaging template.

/UBX Templates- Basic userbox templates.

Userpage Stuff

My Sandbox - Where I put my unfinished work (i.e: userboxes, userpages, templates, etc.).

GuestBook - If you are viewing my page, please sign the GuestBook!

Useful Links

BASIC TOOLBOX

C:ADOPT

WP:5P

WP:ATTACK

WP:ATA

WP:CIVIL

WP:COOL

WP:HOAX

WP:IAR

WP:MAGIC

WP:MOS

WP:N

WP:OWN

WP:PR

RfA Report

WP:RFC

WP:STUPID

WP:TEA

WP:VSCA

In the News

Yoav Gallant

Following parliamentary elections, Gintautas Paluckas is elected by the Seimas as the new Prime Minister of Lithuania.
The International Criminal Court issues arrest warrants for Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, former Israeli defense minister Yoav Gallant (pictured), and Hamas leader Mohammed Deif in its investigation of war crimes in Palestine.
Forty-five pro-democracy activists are sentenced under the Hong Kong national security law for their participation in the 2020 pro-democracy primaries.
In motorcycle racing, Jorge Martín wins the MotoGP World Championship.

Did You Know...

Charles J. M. Gwinn

... that Charles J. M. Gwinn (pictured) was the first state's attorney of Baltimore elected under the Maryland Constitution of 1851, which he had helped to draft?
... that "Every Night", released ten years ago today, was called "the smartest dumb music out there"?
... that Bishop John Dunn continued to celebrate Mass after a fire broke out in the choir loft of St. Cecilia Cathedral during the Sixth National Eucharistic Congress?
... that over the opening weekend of Florentina Holzinger's first opera, eighteen audience members required medical treatment for severe nausea?
... that the apricot dress of Jacqueline Kennedy kept its shape in India's hot weather?
... that weightlifter Oun Yao-ling was asked to compete in the South African Games, but the invitation was swiftly rescinded once the organisers learned that he was Chinese, not white?
... that the opening of Salmon n' Bannock led to the owner reconnecting with her long-lost family?
... that Władysław Umiński's 1914 novel Czarodziejski okręt was described as being a "grotesque" treatment of the robinsonade?
... that Ross Mihara "didn't know a yorikiri from hara-kiri" when he was hired as a sumo commentator by NHK?