Wanna vandalize my page? Heck, who doesn't? Write it in sonnet form, please.
True Fake Vandalism Triplet
Want Spring Sonnets For Vandalism Joy? Denied!
Faux Haiku Instead.
Believed was funny
and new; not very true tho-
many such are here.
Forcing a bad joke
And trying for a hat trick
Tripled Fall may help
~LaughingVulcan thanks you.
1. Vandalism (a sonnet)
This sonnet disturbs the page An edit out of place To break the narrative pace As youth disturbs the aged
This user whose space I deface His life is ne'er so complete As when he votes delete So fancruft will be replaced with space
He aspires to literary documentation Vandalism leaves him miffed And so complete with linked information I write this doggerel gift
Though only done in jest Twas at the user's request
- Stephen
I was a Wikipedia administrator. I suppose that's germane. If you need administrator help on something, please ask over here.
- As for my personal details, they are totally irrelevant even to me. However, since I've made reference to some of them elsewhere, I'll confirm some of them. Oh, I will add an irrelevant fact: I'm a descendant of Hugh Bigod, 1st Earl of Norfolk.
- Wikibreak? Why so quiet, Bob?
- Well, no and yes. Prospero has lost his books, you see. I have moved, geographically, and my books moved somewhere nearby. Until they are all again under my hand, my new article work will slow. Also, I'm reading a long but interesting new biography of Aphra Behn. When I am done reading it, I will assuredly (promise) whip that article into Featured quality.
