Yes, it's that time of year again! Wikipedia's Supreme Court-cum-governing body is holding its elections. We have an interesting mix of sitting arbs, bitter cynics, and grim pragmatists in the running this year. But fear not, you have the pleasure of reading my thoughts on the candidates and (for good measure) ArbCom in general. Of course, these are just my opinions. Dissent (or assent!) is welcome on the talk page, and you should take what I have to say with a pinch of salt. Above all, please form your own opinion—don't just blindly follow mine or anyone else's!
You can skip the preamble and go straight to #Candidates if yo real want, but the preamble might give you an insight into my thinking.