User:Hiabc

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Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

Hello! :) I like a lot of things.

Userboxes

ALL HOPE ABANDON YE
WHO ENTER HERE

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

UTC-07
UTC-06

This user has a standard time zone of UTC-07, but is forced to use UTC-06 during summer.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

delu

This editor is a delusionist.

Slap me with a trout if necessary. Go ahead; whack away!

This user believes that Wikipedia is a video game.

D:<

Nothing annoys this user more than when a teacher says that Wikipedia isn't reliable and that anybody can enter anything completely untrue that'll stay.

This user wants Wikipedia articles to be overlinked to the point of WP:allwiki

This user enjoys classic literature

This user is Waiting for Godot, who will surely be arriving on September 22.

This user eschews userboxes.

This user knows that the plural of userbox is userboxen.

?

This user just doesn't get it.

In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia reads you.

N W

This user is never wrong. Once,

they thought they were wrong,

but they were mistaken.

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BS-N

This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

This user wants to save the whales.

My local professional sports franchise can beat your local professional sports franchise!

This user excoriates truthiness.

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User:Cortex128/userbox/often yes

This user recognizes Sealand as an independent country.

This user supports the right to arm bears.

Don't click this userbox.

If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!

—

This space is for rent.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.

This user likes cows.

This user thinks sheep are cute.

This user likes both cats and dogs

Math

${\frac {?}{0}}$

This user can divide by zero.

ζ(s)

This user believes Riemann was right.

This user knows that real monkeys lack the randomness required to type Shakespeare, but still understands the concept of infinity.

7/0 =

This user believes that math is broke.

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Language

J j

This user's favorite letter in the English alphabet is J.

Ξ ξ

This user's favorite letter in the Greek alphabet is Ξι .

ipa-0
ə

This user does not understand the International Phonetic Alphabet.

简体中文

这个用户使用简体中文。
This user uses Simplified Chinese characters.

US

American English
is used by this user.

This user honors Noah Webster
for saving the English language
from the Saxon hordes.

Z

This user calls it zee.

tuff, doe, chru, tought

This user thinks English spelling reform is dumb, since we'll have to do it again anyway in a few hundred years, and besides, no writing system is telling me how to talk.

~~a lot~~ alot

This user recognizes that linguistic change is a natural and desirable aspect of human language.

majority
≠
ad populum fallacy

Although this user acknowledges the logical fallacy ad populum, they do not think that it applies to human language, and recognise that the majority determines grammatical "right" and "wrong".

wyf-
man

This user understands grammatical gender historically preceded and is independent of natural gender.

This user doesn't like contractions
in the main namespace.

amn't

This user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren’t in the first person singular.

couldn't've

This user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word.

~~ubiquitous~~

This user feels that if a person cannot concisely describe what they mean without using so-called big words, then they should not be identified as being truly intelligent.

by

The passive voice may be used by this user.

snk

This user feels uncomfortable with both sneaked and snuck.

snuk

This user says snuck.

to¦<b>ly¦go

This user is proud to rightfully split infinitives.

... in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

whom

This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.

You and Me

This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...

which & that

This user joins with Dickens, Melville, and other great writers[1] in rejecting the canard that which may not be used for restrictive relative clauses.

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

English Singulars: "The data is..."

This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.

-ly

This user mourns the apparent death of the adverb, a loss that this user feels most serious.

hopeably

This user encourages the hopeable popularization of the word hopeably, or even hopeäbly, and hopefully hopes that you hopeably do so too.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

,

This user supports the use of the
Oxford comma.

A sentence contains "A quoted sentence.".

This user thinks, "Punctuation should come at the end of every sentence.".

???
?!?
!!!

This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!

This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.

;

This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

—

This user knows the difference between a dash and a hyphen, and follows MOS:DASH.

,

This user's favorite punctuation is commas, guys, not exclamation points or whatever.

ain't

This user believes that prescriptive grammar rules stem from linguistic ignorance and are used to enforce economic class distinctions.

ANAL 4 A

This user advocates the use of proper grammatic structure.