Really, you can! If you would like to, please feel free to register and do so. Make an edit! Make several edits! After all, that's what Wikipedia is all about!
I like to keep it a certain way, but the thing is, I trust you. Yes, I really do. I trust that you'll add something here that makes me smile, that informs me, or that helps to inform others. But please do not vandalize.
Many Wikipedians watch over my user page and will edit mercilessly or even remove altogether any bad faith alterations made. This is a wiki, after all. So if you are here to vandalize, why don't you turn around and become a faithful editor? After all, Wikipedia can always use more faithful editors. It is, of course, a work in progress.
Comments or questions on how this page currently looks should be directed to my talk page. —Jimbo