- Collect donations to hire beard assassins (see Barber)
- Collect donations to buy Jimbo an electric razor
Done Get a bunch of sock puppets and MfD WP:BEARDKEEP Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/User:Jimbo Wales/WikiProject Wikipedians who frankly don't care about Jimbo's beard- Lather.
- Shave.
- Rinse.
- Repeat.
- Spread propaganda: SHAVE THE WALES!!!
- ???
- Profit.
